Friday, October 28, 2011

Tennis pairings

I wonder if anyone who doesn't follow tennis will care about these at all! For those of you who do, enjoy!

OK, this came to me while watching yesterday. You may say I have too much time on my hands, that I'm tennis obsessed or just think these stupid or clever, but I hope they make you smile...
Tennis Pairings
South African Cara starts an ethnic clothing line with Mexican Gonzales,
they call the company-
"Black Pancho"
Kramer, Billy Jean and lesser known American Jan-Michael , open a casino, they call it-
"Jack-King Gambill"
Tall former Dutch player Betty opens an appliance store with Monica, result-
"Stove Seles"
Cara and Carston apply to join a country club and get refused. How?
Black Ball
Tim and John open a poultry farm with a not previously seen kind of hybrid chickens and roosters.
They call it "Hen-man and New-combe"
Frenchwomen Mary and Julie, leave tennis and start a jewelry business making money into earrings. The get arrested, what did they do?
Pierce Coin.
Bobby, set to play against Margaret, repaints lines to favor him. He gets caught. The charges?
Riggs Court
Tony retires from tennis, takes Wilander as a partner and  invents a pest control product-
Roche Mats
Sabine and Shahar have sex changes and open a fruit stand called:
Appelmans and Peer's
Sue from England and Daniel from Canada form a corporation with pet shops that sell dogs and birds in both countries. The name:
Barker and Nestor
In a shocking turn of events, American Andy divorces his supermodel wife Brooklyn and marries Stepanek,
Radek Roddick
Jelena adopts two boys formerly named Nieminen and Tipsarevic,
Jarkko and Janko Jankovic
Nicest gal in tennis Clijsters, divorces her husband and marries Korean-American tennis player Kevin,
Kim Kim
Leander marries Chinese woman Na, they hyphenate their last names and start a textile company.
Paes-Li Fabrics
Czech Martin and American Rajeev open an engineering firm that creates lakes from rivers, and returns them to their former flow. It's called:
Damm and Ram
American women Casals and Liu open a jewelry business with a new color of stone:
Rosie Amber
Wesley and Travis open a bar in the Florida Keys. It's called the:
Moodie Parrott
Brazil's Ricardo and France's Olivier collaborate to write a how-to book on hanging in there. It's called
"Mello Patience"
American Rick invents an innovative cure for bleeding toes with Australia's Renae. It's called:
Leach Stubbs
Isner teams up with Sela in a plumbing business
(OK I know,'s a better one)
Mardy and Dudi  go into a wholesale seafood business,
Fish Sela

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