I wonder if you might like to see my new boyfriend, he's a little short, but dresses and sings VERY well, and he makes me laugh!
Friday, October 28, 2011
I wonder if anyone who doesn't follow tennis will care about these at all! For those of you who do, enjoy!
OK, this came to me while watching yesterday. You may say I have too much time on my hands, that I'm tennis obsessed or just think these stupid or clever, but I hope they make you smile...
South African Cara starts an ethnic clothing line with Mexican Gonzales,
they call the company-
Kramer, Billy Jean and lesser known American Jan-Michael , open a casino, they call it-
Tall former Dutch player Betty opens an appliance store with Monica, result-
Cara and Carston apply to join a country club and get refused. How?
Tim and John open a poultry farm with a not previously seen kind of hybrid chickens and roosters.
They call it "Hen-man and New-combe"
Frenchwomen Mary and Julie, leave tennis and start a jewelry business making money into earrings. The get arrested, what did they do?
Bobby, set to play against Margaret, repaints lines to favor him. He gets caught. The charges?
Tony retires from tennis, takes Wilander as a partner and invents a pest control product-
Sabine and Shahar have sex changes and open a fruit stand called:
Appelmans and Peer's
Sue from England and Daniel from Canada form a corporation with pet shops that sell dogs and birds in both countries. The name:
Barker and Nestor
In a shocking turn of events, American Andy divorces his supermodel wife Brooklyn and marries Stepanek,
Jelena adopts two boys formerly named Nieminen and Tipsarevic,
Jarkko and Janko Jankovic
Nicest gal in tennis Clijsters, divorces her husband and marries Korean-American tennis player Kevin,
Leander marries Chinese woman Na, they hyphenate their last names and start a textile company.
Czech Martin and American Rajeev open an engineering firm that creates lakes from rivers, and returns them to their former flow. It's called:
Damm and Ram
American women Casals and Liu open a jewelry business with a new color of stone:
Wesley and Travis open a bar in the Florida Keys. It's called the:
Brazil's Ricardo and France's Olivier collaborate to write a how-to book on hanging in there. It's called
American Rick invents an innovative cure for bleeding toes with Australia's Renae. It's called:
Isner teams up with Sela in a plumbing business
(OK I know, sophomoric...here's a better one)
Mardy and Dudi go into a wholesale seafood business,
Friday, October 7, 2011
I wonder why, since women seem to need more stimuli to want lovemaking than men ,who are mostly ready anytime, any place, it is the women who wear seductive lingerie! Perhaps it would be better if women wore flannel pjs and men dressed in something women find sexy at bedtime!