Friday, September 30, 2011

Work and time

I wonder why work always seems to expand to take just a LITTLE more time than one has allotted for it!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Fat Jokes

I wonder why, (when over 60% of Americans are overweight, and in these days of everything having to be so politically correct), the emaciated writers in the entertainment industry still think fat jokes are funny, or for that matter, appropriate!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011


I wonder what makes people think it is OK to tell me in a public forum that they do not like something I made! I was brought up with "If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all."

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Shrimp and Pistashios

I wonder why shrimp doesn't taste as good as it did years ago.
Come to think of it, neither do pistachio nuts!

Monday, September 26, 2011

Favorite child

I wonder how it can be that I am an only child and STILL not my Mother's favorite!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Making babies

I wonder why it is that women almost always CAN'T get pregnant when they are in estrus, while other mammals need to be. And, what about the great apes, are they like people or other mammals?

I also wonder if whales secrete blood into the waters when they are in estrus, do they attract sharks?

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Re-occurring dream

I wonder what this re-occurring dream I have about having a pet and forgetting to feed it means. As long as I can remember, it has been canaries, (which I've never actually owned). Last night it was two adorable puppies! SO distressing!
I've looked through dream meaning books and websites to find the answer. If you are reading this and know, please post!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Air Safety

I wonder how a website called Air Safety can say:
"Other Dangerous Items: Tear gas, spay paint, swimming pool or spa chlorine, and torch lighters."
Do they HAVE stuff you paint  on  dogs and cats to keep them from having babies?
Sure would "help control the pet population"!


I wonder, do all the people who say to me on Fridays "Have a nice weekend" actually HAVE nice weekends?

In these days of everything being open 7 days a week, I am reminded of what an ex-boyfriend of mine said to me in 1980 (in response to the ad that was out at the time that said "Weekends were made for Michelob" beer)

NO... Weekends are made for people with 9 to 5 Monday to Friday jobs! LOL

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Mickey and Minnie

I wonder how anyone can think there is anything close to gender equality when it is perfectly acceptable to give either a boy or a girl a Mickey mouse stuffed animal, but most men balk at giving their baby boy a Minnie Mouse one.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Kids and Crusts

I can't help but wonder, since so many kids want the crusts cut off of sandwiches, how come those same kids have no problem with hamburger and hot dogs rolls?