Happy Halloween!

I wonder if you might like to see my  new boyfriend, he's a little short, but dresses and sings VERY well, and he makes me laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9MZEkG1mcI&feature=youtu.be

Tennis pairings

I wonder if anyone who doesn't follow tennis will care about these at all! For those of you who do, enjoy!

OK, this came to me while watching yesterday. You may say I have too much time on my hands, that I'm tennis obsessed or just think these stupid or clever, but I hope they make you smile...

 

Tennis Pairings

 

South African Cara starts an ethnic clothing line with Mexican Gonzales,

they call the company-

"Black Pancho"

 

Kramer, Billy Jean and lesser known American Jan-Michael , open a casino, they call it-

"Jack-King Gambill"

 

Tall former Dutch player Betty opens an appliance store with Monica, result-

"Stove Seles"

 

Cara and Carston apply to join a country club and get refused. How?

Black Ball

 

Tim and John open a poultry farm with a not previously seen kind of hybrid chickens and roosters.

They call it "Hen-man and New-combe"

 

Frenchwomen Mary and Julie, leave tennis and start a jewelry business making money into earrings. The get arrested, what did they do?

Pierce Coin.

 

Bobby, set to play against Margaret, repaints lines to favor him. He gets caught. The charges?

Riggs Court

 

Tony retires from tennis, takes Wilander as a partner and  invents a pest control product-

Roche Mats

 

Sabine and Shahar have sex changes and open a fruit stand called:

Appelmans and Peer's

 

Sue from England and Daniel from Canada form a corporation with pet shops that sell dogs and birds in both countries. The name:

Barker and Nestor

 

In a shocking turn of events, American Andy divorces his supermodel wife Brooklyn and marries Stepanek,

result-

Radek Roddick

 

Jelena adopts two boys formerly named Nieminen and Tipsarevic,

result,

Jarkko and Janko Jankovic

 

Nicest gal in tennis Clijsters, divorces her husband and marries Korean-American tennis player Kevin,

result-

Kim Kim

 

Leander marries Chinese woman Na, they hyphenate their last names and start a textile company.

result-

Paes-Li Fabrics

 

Czech Martin and American Rajeev open an engineering firm that creates lakes from rivers, and returns them to their former flow. It's called:

Damm and Ram

 

American women Casals and Liu open a jewelry business with a new color of stone:

Rosie Amber

 

Wesley and Travis open a bar in the Florida Keys. It's called the:

Moodie Parrott

 

Brazil's Ricardo and France's Olivier collaborate to write a how-to book on hanging in there. It's called

"Mello Patience"

 

American Rick invents an innovative cure for bleeding toes with Australia's Renae. It's called:

Leach Stubbs

 

Isner teams up with Sela in a plumbing business

result-

Dudi-John

 

(OK I know, sophomoric...here's a better one)

 

Mardy and Dudi  go into a wholesale seafood business,

result-

Fish Sela

Sexy Lingerie

I wonder why, since women seem to need more stimuli to want lovemaking than men ,who are mostly ready anytime, any place, it is the women who wear seductive lingerie! Perhaps it would be better if women wore flannel pjs and men dressed in something women find sexy at bedtime!

Sleep

I wonder why a two hour nap is often more refreshing than a whole night's sleep! (I do love my naps!)

Smart phone, redux

I wonder why I didn't realize that I AM smart and there was something wrong with my phone sooner! I've now have had it replaced by the NICEST people at Verizon and am happy as can be!

"Eminders"

I wonder, if we use reminders on the computer, PDA or smart phone for remembering people's birthdays, doctor's appointments etc., shouldn't they really be called "eminders"?

Smart phones

I wonder if I'll ever be smart enough to understand my new smart phone!